Because you like Yoshi in Super Mario Bros.

Herion is Mark Renton's favorite drug. He sniffs it, smokes it, swallows it, sticks it up his arse, and injects it into his veins. See them in Trainspotting.

Freelance writer Diane is dating a dog and writing a memoir of a horse. See them in Bojack Horseman.

A hurricane of a human being, Marla Singer is destructive and unforgettable. See them in Fight Club.

Convinced that the world is conspiring against him, Tatsuhiro's reconciled himself to his fate as a shut-in. See them in Welcome to the NHK.

Pro tip: the psych ward is not the best place to find a mentor like Lisa Rowe. See them in Girl, Interrupted.

Love Quinn is a trained chef and excellent girlfriend, but she's hiding something dark. And bloody. See them in You.

Oliver Tate is extremely articulate but hopelessly awkward. That's not a recipe for teenage happiness. See them in Submarine.

A soulful bass player, Nick O'Leary can't stop sending breakup CDs to his ex. See them in Nick and Norah's Infinite Playlist.

Facing off-the-charts murder, drugs, and teenage heartbreak in Riverdale, Betty Cooper pursues justice with help from her friends. See them in Riverdale.

Carol Aird is driven to fight to make her life better, regardless the consequences. See them in Carol.

Britta Perry has never met a cause she couldn't passionately champion—at least for a little bit. See them in Community.