Because you like Big Daddy in Kick-Ass

It turns out the girl of your dreams just might have dreams of her own. See them in (500) Days of Summer.

The son of Death has an obsession with perfection and symmetry. See them in Soul Eater.

Artemis Fowl understands the way of the world. If he wins, he's a prodigy. If he loses, then he's crazy. That is how history is written. See them in Artemis Fowl.

An alien living in a temple shaped like a giant woman, Pearl enjoys ballet, fencing, and using her magical spear. See them in Steven Universe.

Alyssa Foley is a blunt and crass teenage runaway. See them in The End of the F World.

Chaos is what killed the dinosaurs, and there's nothing Jason "J.D." Dean loves more than chaos. See them in Heathers.

A house elf, Dobby is loyal, compassionate, and yearning for freedom. See them in Harry Potter Series.

Christian Grey is just as controlling in the bedroom as the boardroom. See them in Fifty Shades of Grey.

Wanting more out of life, Pam Beesly has a job she isn't crazy about and is engaged to a guy she's not sure is "The One." See them in The Office.

His elfin self-confidence can border on pretension, but Legolas Greenleaf is a fearsome fighter and a loyal friend. See them in The Lord of the Rings.

A wildly brilliant detective, Sherlock Holmes can figure out everything except how to interact with other human beings. See them in Sherlock.

SpongeBob SquarePants lives in a pineapple under the sea. Absorbent and yellow and porous is he. See them in SpongeBob SquarePants.