Because you like Big Daddy in Kick-Ass

The son of Death has an obsession with perfection and symmetry. See them in Soul Eater.

Artemis Fowl understands the way of the world. If he wins, he's a prodigy. If he loses, then he's crazy. That is how history is written. See them in Artemis Fowl.

Will Byers is just like any other twelve year old, except he's stuck in another dimension. See them in Stranger Things.

An alien living in a temple shaped like a giant woman, Pearl enjoys ballet, fencing, and using her magical spear. See them in Steven Universe.

Alyssa Foley is a blunt and crass teenage runaway. See them in The End of the F World.

Chaos is what killed the dinosaurs, and there's nothing Jason "J.D." Dean loves more than chaos. See them in Heathers.

A house elf, Dobby is loyal, compassionate, and yearning for freedom. See them in Harry Potter Series.

Christian Grey is just as controlling in the bedroom as the boardroom. See them in Fifty Shades of Grey.

Neil Perry is a brilliant student with an artist's soul. And he's desperate to unleash it. See them in Dead Poets Society.

Christopher Turk is bringing his A-game to his next big challenge: becoming a surgeon. See them in Scrubs.

A wildly brilliant detective, Sherlock Holmes can figure out everything except how to interact with other human beings. See them in Sherlock.

SpongeBob SquarePants lives in a pineapple under the sea. Absorbent and yellow and porous is he. See them in SpongeBob SquarePants.