Because you like Ian Malcolm in Jurassic Park

Lazy and cynical‚ Bernard Black is the ultimate curmudgeon. See them in Black Books.

Some say to survive in Underland you need to be as mad as a hatter–which, luckily, he is. See them in Alice in Wonderland.

He's an eccentric pirate making it up as he goes along. He's Jack Sparrow, savvy? See them in Pirates of the Caribbean: the Curse of the Black Pearl.

Carl Fredricksen is a crotchety old man who may just have it in him to take one last, great adventure. See them in Up.

Regina George is teen royalty. And anything the queen bee says, goes. See them in Mean Girls.

The son of Death has an obsession with perfection and symmetry. See them in Soul Eater.

Jacob Black is the boy next door who's also the wolf next door. See them in Twilight.

Ellie is more world-weary than most 14-year-olds. You would be too if your world was infested with zombies. See them in The Last of Us.

Leonidas is not the kind of king who merely gives orders; rather, he's out on the battlefield fighting alongside his men. See them in 300.

Rayman is a fearless hero who flies into action with a propeller on his head and a smile on his face. See them in Rayman.

Jamal Malik came from humble beginnings in an Indian slub filled with street gangs, but he is destined for bigger things. See them in Slumdog Millionaire.

A few millennia in the mortal realm have caused DEATH to be quite enamored of life. See them in Discworld.