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Count Olaf is a traveling actor, except he can't act and his homicidal tendencies make finding work pretty difficult. See them in Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events.

Once a handsome prince, the Beast is now a grumpy, furry, monster. It's hard to pinpoint which mammal he resembles the most. See them in Beauty and the Beast.

Velma Kelly will do anything to get the limelight back. See them in Chicago.

Blunt, petty, neurotic, Larry David can never live and let live. See them in Curb Your Enthusiasm.

Awkward and anxious. It's not easy being Meg Griffin. See them in Family Guy.

Sideshow Bob is a bitter ex-performer who was forced to do inhumane stunts for slapstick comedy. Now he's exacting revenge on his former boss, a clown. See them in The Simpsons.

Paulie Bleeker is shy, sweet, and super into orange tic-tacs. See them in Juno.

Ursula will oh-so-generously grant your wishes for a price. See them in The Little Mermaid.

A company man who has never done a day of work, Creed Bratton pursues sketchy extracurricular activities that keep him busy. See them in The Office.

For a taciturn, shadowy vampire, Angel has got a big mouth. See them in Angel.

Mr. Fox will never truly be happy without a dead chicken between his chompers. See them in Fantastic Mr. Fox.

Josh Lucas just can't stop hanging around his stepsister's house. See them in Clueless.