Because you like Slippy Toad in Star Fox

Charismatic, sociopathic, and dramatic, Charlie Bronson wants nothing more than to be famous. See them in Bronson.

Kagami Hiiragi keeps her grades up, helps at Takanomiya Shrine, serves as class president, and hangs out with her friends. See them in Lucky Star.

A great galactic bounty hunter, Samus Aran is not as good at expressing emotions. See them in Metroid.

Moe Szyslak is the crabby owner of the grimiest bar in Springfield. See them in The Simpsons.

Waylon Smithers would do anything for his boss, and would love to do a few things *to* him. See them in The Simpsons.

Wendy Testaburger is a born leader who is not afraid to stand up to the other fourth graders for what she believes in. See them in South Park.

Intelligent Adele is soft spoken yet brimming with emotion. See them in Blue is the Warmest Color.

Simon Belmont is a vampire hunter bravely carrying on the family business. See them in Castlevania.

Maya Lambert is an obsessive intelligence officer with tunnel vision leading toward Osama bin Laden. See them in Zero Dark Thirty.

White Witch's heart is as frozen as the land she rules. See them in The Chronicles of Narnia.

For Lee Everett, every day is now just another struggle to collect supplies, find other survivors, and stay alive. See them in The Walking Dead (Video Game).

Greg Heffley will be famous someday, but now he's stuck in class with morons. See them in Diary of a Wimpy Kid.