Because you like Slippy Toad in Star Fox

An off-beat dork, John Egbert is funny, inventive, and endlessly optimistic. See them in Homestuck.

Most of the world has been wiped out from The Beast. And when The Beast comes, Cole MacGrath will be ready. See them in inFAMOUS.

Burton Guster is a level-headed investigator with a "Super Sniffer" nose. See them in Psych.

Marshall Eriksen is a lawyer in love who is enjoying life. See them in How I Met Your Mother.

A bloodsucker, Carlisle Cullen is actually more likely to give you a blood infusion. See them in Twilight.

Fear is a ball of nerves and a voice of caution. See them in Inside Out.

With an A.I. as loyal and witty as Cortana, who needs humans? See them in Halo.

Mario is a plumber who wears a ridiculous outfit, eats weird looking mushrooms, and fits himself inside your pipes so he can save a princess. See them in Super Mario Bros..

Phoenix Wright is an easygoing defense attorney who is rarely defensive. See them in Ace Attorney Series .

Patrick Star enjoys life's simple pleasures because he can't wrap his brain around anything more complicated. See them in SpongeBob SquarePants.

Major Marquis Warren is a talkative, sharp-eyed, and cold-hearted Civil War soldier-turned-bounty hunter. See them in The Hateful Eight.

Milhouse Van Houten is happy to be second banana. See them in The Simpsons.