Because you like Hedwig in Hedwig and the Angry Inch

Columbus can't trust anyone. The first girl he let into his life tried to eat him. See them in Zombieland .

Adored, honored, and, most of all, feared, Miranda Priestly has the fashion industry in the palm of her hand. See them in The Devil Wears Prada.

Cosette is an idealistic woman whose innocence stands in contrast to her harsh childhood. See them in Les Miserables.

Zoe Benson may seem like a shy girl-next-door, but she has the inner fortitude of a powerful witch leader. See them in American Horror Story.

Robbie Turner has been accused of a crime he never committed, changing the course of his life forever. See them in Atonement.

Tina Cohen-Chang is a shy loner who becomes a fierce performer on stage. See them in Glee.

Aldo Raine is in the killing Nazi business. And as he says, business is a-boomin'. See them in Inglourious Basterds.

Michelle Richardson's world revolves around her boyfriend. Alas, his world doesn't revolve around her. See them in Skins.

Maurice Moss is a dedicated IT guy who even talks like a computer. See them in The IT Crowd.

Kara "Starbuck" Thrace will beat you in cards, drink you under the table, then fly circles around you in her fighter plane. See them in Battlestar Galactica.

A devoted butler, Alfred Pennyworth is both a fiercely protective guardian and a lethal gunman. See them in Gotham.