Because you like Hedwig in Hedwig and the Angry Inch

Tom Haverford is set on being a world-renowned entrepreneur who dates models. Problem is, he's stuck in Indiana with a lazy business partner. See them in Parks and Recreation.

Working as a captain in the American Expeditionary Forces and a spy for British Intelligence, Steve Trevor wants to end World War I once and for all. See them in DC Extended Universe.

Django was once a slave. Now that he has a taste of freedom, he understandably wants a full meal. See them in Django Unchained.

This is not a democracy. According to Torrance Shipman, it's a "cheerocracy." See them in Bring It On.

Kathy is a natural caretaker who strives to find hope in even the darkest of times. See them in Never Let Me Go.

She's a survivor of gunshots, of being buried alive, nand of paralysis. And now Beatrix Kiddo is going to make her abusers pay. See them in Kill Bill vol. 1.

Sookie Stackhouse is a waitress who can read minds and break hearts. See them in True Blood.

Lazy and cynical‚ Bernard Black is the ultimate curmudgeon. See them in Black Books.

Community-driven but practical, Calvin Palmer is a natural leader even if he doesn't always see it. See them in Barbershop.

Dante Alighieri is a crusader fighting his way to absolution. See them in Dante's Inferno.

Assistant to the demanding editor-in-chief, Emily Charlton comes across as cold and insensitive. But who can blame her? See them in The Devil Wears Prada.

Part archaeologist, part philosopher, part politician, Jean-Luc Picard is an unashamed intellectual who runs a tight ship. See them in Star Trek: The Next Generation.