Because you like Jason "J.D." Dean in Heathers

Danny Zuko's car is auto-matic. Its system-matic. Its hyyyyydro-matic. Why, its greased lightning! See them in Grease.

Patrick Verona is a bad boy who's after a tough girl. See them in 10 Things I Hate About You.

The self-described "ghost with the most" knows the ins-and-outs of specter life like no other. Just ask him. See them in Beetlejuice.

Ferociously independent and wickedly smart, Fiona Goode is a Supreme Witch who truly reigns supreme. See them in American Horror Story.

Dallas Winston is headed down a dangerous, criminal road. See them in The Outsiders.

Although life in a post-apocalyptic world is far from easy, Julie Grigio maintains her sense of humor. See them in Warm Bodies.

Mother Gothel is a great mother as long as you never, ever, break the rules. See them in Tangled.

A machete-wielding mass-murderer, Jason Voorhees is a terrifying blank slate. See them in Friday the 13th.

Ryan Howard is a temp turned executive turned failing small-time media mogul. See them in The Office.

Evan is a sensible kid, but being sensible isn't going to help him lose his virginity. See them in Superbad.

Ursula will oh-so-generously grant your wishes for a price. See them in The Little Mermaid.