Because you like Jason "J.D." Dean in Heathers

Christine Daae has been secretely taking lessons from a phantom musician. It sounded less creepy in her head. See them in The Phantom of the Opera.

Matt Flamhaff is not too concerned about being part of the popular crowd. Too bad his best friend is. See them in 13 Going on 30 .

Josh Lucas just can't stop hanging around his stepsister's house. See them in Clueless.

A brilliant graduate student in Italy for "research," Oliver has other things on his mind: flirting, swimming, and dancing. See them in Call Me by Your Name.

Mrs. Lovett is the proud purveyor of the worst, and most grisly, pies in London. See them in Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street.

Zoe Benson may seem like a shy girl-next-door, but she has the inner fortitude of a powerful witch leader. See them in American Horror Story.

This bite-sized, power-hungry plankton is determined to uncover the secret recipe for the Krusty Krab burger. See them in SpongeBob SquarePants.

Call her. Beep her. If anyone's in trouble, Kim Possible is there. See them in Kim Possible.

Gordie Lachance never had any friends later on like the ones he had when I was twelve. See them in Stand By Me.

A scary monster on the outside, James P. Sullivan is really a softie on the inside. See them in Monsters, Inc..

Kim Kelly is a high school bully who's normally in a bad mood. But there's a softer side to her. See them in Freaks and Geeks.

The biggest lesson from this inspiring teacher? Carpe diem. See them in Dead Poets Society.