Because you like Hayley Stark in Hard Candy

Eugene H. Krabs is a greedy restaurant owner who won't let a dime out of the reach of his claws. See them in SpongeBob SquarePants.

Academics weren't his strong suit. Luckily, Jesse Pinkman's street smarts are a cut above the rest. See them in Breaking Bad.

Eddie Brock is a big-hearted investigative journalist who is going through the world's weirdest identity crisis. See them in Venom.

A gifted detective, Rust Cohle is as dark and twisty as any murderer he chases. See them in True Detective Season 1.

Squidward Tentacles is a pretentious clarinet player in search of peace and quiet. See them in SpongeBob SquarePants.

Brian Griffin is the most scholarly member of the family—when he's not drunk on martinis. See them in Family Guy.

A brave but pessimistic nobleman, Boromir knows one does not simply walk into Mordor. See them in The Lord of the Rings.

Jughead Jones is seeing the underbelly of his sleepy town. See them in Riverdale.

The irrepressible Lucy Ricardo has never met a challenge she couldn't scheme her way into or out of. See them in I Love Lucy.

Bedside manner is for chumps, not the brilliant Dr. Gregory House. See them in House M.D..

Michonne 's light on conversation and deadly with a blade. See them in The Walking Dead.

The only thing that can match Rose's looks are her hot temper and free spirit. See them in Titanic.