Because you like Raymond Stantz in Ghostbusters
Matt Murdock
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Not only will attorney Matt Murdock get you off the hook, but his alter ego Daredevil might also swing by later and rough up whoever put you there. See them in Marvel Cinematic Universe.
Elizabeth Swann
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The adventurous daughter of Port Royal's governor, Elizabeth Swann would rather conspire with pirates than sit pretty in her corset. See them in Pirates of the Caribbean: the Curse of the Black Pearl.
L
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L is enigmatic, child-like, and one of the smartest people in the world. See them in Death Note.