Because you like Bayonetta in Bayonetta

Phoebe Halliwell is a bestselling author and martial arts master with power of premonitions. See them in Charmed.

If you need her, Lisa Simpson will be in her room with her saxophone and a good book. See them in The Simpsons.

Don't worry about this forensic scientist offing you unless you're a serial killer yourself. (You're not, right? Just checking.) See them in Dexter.

Lane Kim is the drummer for Hep Alien, but don't let her mom know. See them in Gilmore Girls.

Shawn Hunter may be a bit of a rebellious bad boy, but he has a heart that's pure gold. See them in Boy Meets World.

Xander Harris' life motto: laugh in the face of danger and then hide until it goes away. See them in Buffy the Vampire Slayer.

Seth is short-tempered, crude, and terrible at school, but hopefully there's nothing an epic party can't fix. See them in Superbad.

A house elf, Dobby is loyal, compassionate, and yearning for freedom. See them in Harry Potter Series.

Oscar Martinez is a national accountant in an office of weirdos. See them in The Office.

Drusilla's hobbies include dolls, music, and killing people. See them in Buffy the Vampire Slayer.