Because you like The Kid in Bastion

This suave con-man doesn't just want to become rich. Danny Ocean wants to rip off the guy who stole his wife in the biggest Vegas con. See them in Ocean's Eleven.

A stylish agent, Agent J would rather improvise than play by the rules. See them in Men in Black.

Butters Stotch is a kind-hearted student who likes ladybugs, Charlie's Angels, art class, baby-back ribs, and Little Bunny Foo Foo. See them in South Park.

Poussey Washington is a former army brat who loves to read and loves her friends. See them in Orange Is The New Black.

On the outside, Gwen seems meek and calm. But she has an inner core of steel. See them in Merlin.

Angela Martin is uptight and puritanical, outside of the affair she's having with a co-worker. See them in The Office.

Arthur Dent is an incredibly normal man on an incredibly abnormal adventure. See them in The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy.

Gene Belcher dreams of a future in the limelight, and he doesn't let his lack of talent hold him back. See them in Bob's Burgers.

White Witch's heart is as frozen as the land she rules. See them in The Chronicles of Narnia.

A company man who has never done a day of work, Creed Bratton pursues sketchy extracurricular activities that keep him busy. See them in The Office.

How lucky are we that Arthur Curry, the King of Atlantis, hasn't taken over the surface world? Very! See them in DC Extended Universe.