Because you like Lloyd Christmas in Dumb and Dumber
Kenny McCormick is a boy of few words who likes nudie mags, NASCAR, monster trucks, origami, and Peruvian pan flute bands. See them in South Park.
People think Karen Smith is a dumb blonde, but she disagrees and is proud she can predict the weather with her breasts. See them in Mean Girls.
It turns out breaking open an ancient cursed statue will do funny things to a girl like Enchantress. See them in Suicide Squad.
Mother Gothel is a great mother as long as you never, ever, break the rules. See them in Tangled.
Konata Izumi has a live-now, worry-later view of the world. See them in Lucky Star.
Aslan represents everything good and just, he's just not super reliable. See them in The Chronicles of Narnia.
It’s a shame that the Seven Kingdoms doesn’t allow a woman to rule. The scheming, focused Cersei Lannister would do a far better job than either of her sons. See them in Game of Thrones.
Dallas Winston is headed down a dangerous, criminal road. See them in The Outsiders.
Randy Marsh is a geologist and Nobel Prize winner who is into binge drinking, starting riots, the Food Network, and P.F. Changs. See them in South Park.