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Juno MacGuff
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Juno MacGuff is hoping sarcasm will get her through the stress of teenage life. And also, teenage pregnancy. See them in Juno.

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Rick Grimes
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When the going gets tough, Rick Grimes gets tougher. It's a very useful trait when the world goes to hell. See them in The Walking Dead.

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Jack Sparrow
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He's an eccentric pirate making it up as he goes along. He's Jack Sparrow, savvy? See them in Pirates of the Caribbean: the Curse of the Black Pearl.

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Joel
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Joel is a hardened, jaded survivor who keeps finding things to fight for. See them in The Last of Us.

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Yoshi
1456

A loyal dinosaur, Yoshi loves both saving the day and chowing down on a good meal. See them in Super Mario Bros..

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Jaime Lannister
268

A legendary warrior with a complicated relationship to the truth, Jaime Lannister is revered and reviled in equal measure See them in Game of Thrones.

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Legolas Greenleaf
2965

His elfin self-confidence can border on pretension, but Legolas Greenleaf is a fearsome fighter and a loyal friend. See them in The Lord of the Rings.

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Hiccup Haddock III
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Hiccup Haddock III may be the only Viking nerd in recorded history. See them in How to Train Your Dragon.

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Ziva David
152

In Ziva David's world, you grow up fast; you don't have a choice. See them in NCIS.

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Hayley Stark
328

Hayley Stark is a sarcastic 14-year-old with an unusual passion. See them in Hard Candy.

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Liv Moore
1007

Liv Moore is a sarcastic high-achiever turned morally conflicted zombie. See them in iZombie.

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Buffy Summers
1982

Good fashion? Check. Snarky quips? Check. Supernatural evil-fighting powers? Also check. See them in Buffy the Vampire Slayer.