Because you like Jeremiah Bruce in Detroit Rock City

Woody is a selfless leader of Andy's toys who likes change less than a snake in his boots. See them in Toy Story.

Kyle Broflovski is an motional fourth-grader who plays Guitar Hero, speaks Pig Latin, and fights with his "Fat Ass" friend Cartman. See them in South Park.

Kenny McCormick is a boy of few words who likes nudie mags, NASCAR, monster trucks, origami, and Peruvian pan flute bands. See them in South Park.

Carl Gallagher is a budding psychopath fascinated with rule breaking. See them in Shameless.

Elaine Benes is a tough New Yorker who can hang with the guys, and date the ones who are "sponge-worthy." See them in Seinfeld.

Some might call Jess Mariano mysterious. Others just call him moody. See them in Gilmore Girls.

Mabel Pines loves sparkles, animals, friendship, and fun. See them in Gravity Falls.

A grumpy tourist trap owner, Grunkle Stan has a few deep secrets. See them in Gravity Falls.

Ron Burgundy is a news anchor who signs off with "Stay classy, San Diego" or whatever his teleprompter says. Bonus: he plays the jazz flute. See them in Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy.