Because you like Simon Phoenix in Demolition Man

Jenko was top dog in high school. Now he's bottom of the pack in the police academy. See them in 21 Jump Street.

Willow Rosenberg may be a witch who can defeat the forces of evil, but she still gets emotional over kittens on the Internet. See them in Buffy the Vampire Slayer.

Margo loves mysteries so much that she becomes one. See them in Paper Towns.

A 100-plus-year-old who looks like a dreamy teenager, Edward Cullen warns girls to avoid him, which makes them want him even more. See them in Twilight.

Dory is more than a little forgetful, but she'll always remember to have your back. See them in Finding Nemo.

Hell hath no fury like an evil fairy scorned. See them in Maleficent.

Princess-turned-General Leia Organa is a sharp, fearless royal who gets herself into trouble and fights her way out of it. See them in Star Wars Series.

Ron Swanson is the man's man's man's man. See them in Parks and Recreation.

Ramona Flowers is a delivery girl who's been through her fair share of bad breakups. Super-bad breakups! See them in Scott Pilgrim vs. the World.

Arguably the world's worst boss, Michael Scott is desperate for love, praise and a suggestion for an improv scene. See them in The Office.

Steven Universe is an excitable youth who likes junk food and trying to save the world. See them in Steven Universe.

When the going gets tough, Rick Grimes gets tougher. It's a very useful trait when the world goes to hell. See them in The Walking Dead.