Because you like Sebastian Valmont in Cruel Intentions

Self proclaimed, Fat Amy, likes horizontal running and mermaid dancing. Important skills, one could argue. See them in Pitch Perfect.

Ahape-shifting dog, Jake is the last man's best friend. See them in Adventure Time.

For someone who swears she doesn't care for anyone, MJ Jones spends a lot of time observing her classmate Peter Parker. See them in Marvel Cinematic Universe.

A fourth grader without a moral compass, Eric Cartman lives on KFC, Taco Bell, Pizza Hut, and Cheesy Poofs. See them in South Park.

Curiosity and compassion aren't always to Jonas' advantage. See them in The Giver.

Kyle Broflovski is an motional fourth-grader who plays Guitar Hero, speaks Pig Latin, and fights with his "Fat Ass" friend Cartman. See them in South Park.

Sandy Olsen is out of her head, hopelessly devoted to Danny. See them in Grease.

Cassie Sullivan is resilient and resourceful, but she's not quite as brave as she pretends to be. See them in The 5th Wave.

When the going gets tough, Dre Johnson gets tougher. Well, he'd like to think he does. See them in Blackish.

Amy Townsend rarely wakes up in the same bed twice. See them in Trainwreck.

An escaped convict on a mission, Sirius Black is brooding, brave, and reckless. See them in Harry Potter Series.

Both brave and foolhardy, Thomas trusts his instincts above all else. See them in The Maze Runner.