Because you like Victor Van Dort in Corpse Bride

Randy Marsh is a geologist and Nobel Prize winner who is into binge drinking, starting riots, the Food Network, and P.F. Changs. See them in South Park.

Butters Stotch is a kind-hearted student who likes ladybugs, Charlie's Angels, art class, baby-back ribs, and Little Bunny Foo Foo. See them in South Park.

You couldn't ask for a better, or weirder, daughter like Cassie. See them in Marvel Cinematic Universe.

His name is Inigo Montoya and whoever killed his father should be prepared to die. See them in The Princess Bride.

Gordie Lachance never had any friends later on like the ones he had when I was twelve. See them in Stand By Me.

Neal Cassidy is a charming former thief with a heroic side. See them in Once Upon a Time.

A jealous woman is dangerous. A jealous assassin woman like Elle Driver is even more so. See them in Kill Bill vol. 1.

The destroyer, Drax lives for one thing and one thing only: revenge. See them in Marvel Cinematic Universe.

Be careful around Marie Laveau. There's no one more vengeful than a double-crossed voodoo queen. See them in American Horror Story.

A singing nanny, Mary Poppins is practically perfect in every way. See them in Mary Poppins.

If the awesome Andie Walsh is from the wrong side of the tracks, we don't want to be right. See them in Pretty in Pink.

Elena Gilbert is the quintessential girl-next-door who gets involved with the new "boy" at school. See them in The Vampire Diaries.