Because you like Dante Hicks in Clerks

Point the fun-loving Pippin Took towards second breakfast, and he's one happy hobbit. See them in The Lord of the Rings.

Can you be reckless and still be in control? Neil McCormick hopes so. See them in Mysterious Skin.

Adults call him troubled and kids call him crazy, but Donnie Darko is too busy following the instructions of a giant bunny rabbit to care. See them in Donnie Darko.

Wanting more out of life, Pam Beesly has a job she isn't crazy about and is engaged to a guy she's not sure is "The One." See them in The Office.

A powerful mob boss, Vito Corleone is always making offers people can't refuse. See them in The Godfather.

Fighting for a future without fear? Yeah, Chris Redfield believes it is worth it. See them in Resident Evil Series.

Linda Belcher doesn't prescribe to what society deems as "normal." She narrates her life through song, much to the alarm of everyone nearby. See them in Bob's Burgers.

Jackie Burkhart is a privileged princess with a healthy dose of self-confidence. See them in That '70s Show.

Don't mess with Mickey Milkovich unless you want to see the wrong side of one of his many guns. See them in Shameless.

A super-soldier, Master Chief might be more machine than man. And for humanity's sake, thank God. See them in Halo.