Because you like Dante Hicks in Clerks

GLaDOS will supply the food when you get together: a delicious cake. Of course, it could just be a trap so she can kill you. It’s hard to say. See them in Portal Series.

Jack Bauer is a terrorist fighter who is scared of nothing and no one. The clock is ticking! See them in 24.

Wanderer is a Soul, a parasite sent into a host to take over their body, extracting information from them and colonizing their species. See them in The Host.

Hank McCoy is a quintessential nerdy scientist but with a few rather unconventional physical attributes. See them in X-Men Series.

They say they saved Adam Jensen by turning him into a cyborg, but he's not sure saved is the right word. See them in Deus Ex Series.

Marv is a brutish but principled thug who'd be right at home on an ancient battlefield. See them in Sin City.

A hurricane of a human being, Marla Singer is destructive and unforgettable. See them in Fight Club.

After years of living vicariously through other people's heroic stories, Wade Watts is about to become a hero himself. See them in Ready Player One.

Ultron is security software turned evil mastermind. See them in Marvel Cinematic Universe.

This barber doesn't cut hair. Sweeney Todd sends his clients down a chute to be baked into his partner-in-crime's pies. See them in Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street.

An undercover DEA agent, Max Payne is too focused on avenging the past to plan for the future. See them in Max Payne.