Because you like Holden McNeil in Chasing Amy
Not only could Hellboy avenge your death, he'd also have a sense of humor about it and not let it ruin the rest of his night. See them in Hellboy.
Shaun is used to being lazy. And now, you're asking him to fight for his life? See them in Shaun of the Dead.
If only real life were as easy for Abed Nadir to understand as he knows pop culture. See them in Community.
Don't worry about this forensic scientist offing you unless you're a serial killer yourself. (You're not, right? Just checking.) See them in Dexter.
Inmate "Crazy Eyes" is a poetic soul with some big, expressive eyes. See them in Orange Is The New Black.
All the world's a stage, and Missy Piggy's never one to give up the spotlight. See them in The Muppet Movie.
If there's any hope of resolving things peacefully, this proud ape leader will have to trust the humans. See them in Dawn of the Planet of the Apes.
Anyone who's said "Don't worry, it's just a dream" never met Freddy Krueger. See them in A Nightmare on Elm Street.
Scott Pilgrim's superhero suit is just a video game t-shirt and sweatbands. But this slacker is brave enough to fight all his girlfriend's evil exes. See them in Scott Pilgrim vs. the World.
As an undercover cop, Schmidt is getting to relive high school as a cool kid. See them in 21 Jump Street.
Juno MacGuff is hoping sarcasm will get her through the stress of teenage life. And also, teenage pregnancy. See them in Juno.