Because you like John Yossarian in Catch-22

Hayley Stark is a sarcastic 14-year-old with an unusual passion. See them in Hard Candy.

Milo Thatch is an enthusiastic researcher without cynicism. See them in Atlantis: The Lost Empire.

Equal parts funny and neurotic, Cory Matthews has a warm and generous spirit. See them in Boy Meets World.

Lily Aldrin is a flaky but supportive kindergarten teacher and painter. See them in How I Met Your Mother.

Remy Hadley is a closed book—a cynical, super-smart closed book. See them in House M.D..

Mark Zuckerberg has achieved everything he's ever wanted, and he's proving to the world how brilliant he is. But happiness eludes him. See them in The Social Network.

Buddy Pine is an unhinged superfan of superheroes using technology to take down his idols. See them in The Incredibles.

Did he ever tell you the definition of insanity? Just wait, and this psychopath will do just that. See them in Far Cry 3.

Kenny McCormick is a boy of few words who likes nudie mags, NASCAR, monster trucks, origami, and Peruvian pan flute bands. See them in South Park.

Sarah Ashburn lives life by the book and has trouble getting along with anyone who doesn't do the same. See them in The Heat.

Britta Perry has never met a cause she couldn't passionately champion—at least for a little bit. See them in Community.

When it comes to Haruko Haruhara, there's more to the pink-haired biker than meets the eye. See them in FLCL.