Because you like Chaplain in Catch-22

Once a lonely hat maker, Sophie Hatter is now cleaning goo from bathtubs and cooking breakfast for the grumpiest wizard in all the land. See them in Howl's Moving Castle.

Hannah Baker is a buoyant spirit broken by the cruelties of high school. See them in Thirteen Reasons Why .

Margo loves mysteries so much that she becomes one. See them in Paper Towns.

R is sweet for a zombie. See them in Warm Bodies.

John Bender's interests include marijuana, fighting, and breaking the rules. See them in The Breakfast Club.

Ron Swanson is the man's man's man's man. See them in Parks and Recreation.

A fourth grader without a moral compass, Eric Cartman lives on KFC, Taco Bell, Pizza Hut, and Cheesy Poofs. See them in South Park.

A level-headed show business icon despite his amphibian status, Kermit is the brains behind the success of the Muppets. See them in The Muppet Movie.

Homer Simpson is a beer-loving disaster in charge of nuclear safety in Springfield. Everybody run! See them in The Simpsons.

Edward Elric has a quick mind along with a quick temper. See them in Fullmetal Alchemist.

Percy Jackson is an ordinary student thrust into the world of myth come alive. See them in Percy Jackson & The Olympians: The Lightning Thief.

Clary Fray's philosophy: dive into the supernatural underworld first and ask questions later. See them in City of Bones.