Because you like Lightning McQueen in Cars

Petyr Baelish's main assets? A sharp mind, deep pockets, and no scruples. See them in Game of Thrones.

Alex Vause's tattoos and tough exterior cover the fact that she's just a girl with a really intense crush. See them in Orange Is The New Black.

There's nothing "demi" about this demigod's massive ego. See them in Moana.

Illiterate and oblivious, Crash Bandicoot is still a hero. See them in Crash Bandicoot.

A blood-thirsty warrior on the battlefield, Ragnar Lothbrok is a dedicated family-man at home. See them in Vikings.

Gilderoy Lockhart's biggest idol is himself. See them in Harry Potter Series.

Angela Martin is uptight and puritanical, outside of the affair she's having with a co-worker. See them in The Office.

Greg Heffley will be famous someday, but now he's stuck in class with morons. See them in Diary of a Wimpy Kid.

A monstrous pirate captain, Davy Jones is quite literally heartless. See them in Pirates of the Caribbean: the Curse of the Black Pearl.

Thanos is an intergalactic warlord, on the hunt for infinite power. See them in Marvel Cinematic Universe.

Quinn Fabray can become a monster when there is something she wants. See them in Glee.

Back in his hometown, Richie Tozier has been punched, dragged to a crackhouse and now has to kill a clown. See them in It.