Because you like William Wallace in Braveheart

Tattoos, bad boys, and heroin: Jane Margolis is learning that some vices are more dangerous than others. See them in Breaking Bad.

Chaos is what killed the dinosaurs, and there's nothing Jason "J.D." Dean loves more than chaos. See them in Heathers.

April Ludgate doesn't like sunshine. She's more of a blood and guts kinda girl. See them in Parks and Recreation.

Stan Marsh is a fourth grader who is the ladies man of his classroom. See them in South Park.

Paulie Bleeker is shy, sweet, and super into orange tic-tacs. See them in Juno.

Konata Izumi has a live-now, worry-later view of the world. See them in Lucky Star.

Remy Hadley is a closed book—a cynical, super-smart closed book. See them in House M.D..

Roxie Hart can shoot for the stars even from behind bars. See them in Chicago.

Gretchen Wieners is the gossip queen in her clique. See them in Mean Girls.

A grumpy tourist trap owner, Grunkle Stan has a few deep secrets. See them in Gravity Falls.

Convinced that the world is conspiring against him, Tatsuhiro's reconciled himself to his fate as a shut-in. See them in Welcome to the NHK.

Princess Bubblegum is brilliant and determined, but can display a nasty temper. See them in Adventure Time.