Because you like Manuel Calavera in Grim Fandango

Kathryn Merteuil may be a vain sociopath, but you won't be able to look away. See them in Cruel Intentions.

Tony Montana makes up for his language barrier with his immense skill at cursing as loud and effectively as humanly possible. See them in Scarface.

Patrick Verona is a bad boy who's after a tough girl. See them in 10 Things I Hate About You.

Claudia may look young, but she is a wise and philosophical vampire, knowing of the world and the darker nature of man. See them in Interview with the Vampire: The Vampire Chronicles.

Burton Guster is a level-headed investigator with a "Super Sniffer" nose. See them in Psych.

Jackie Burkhart is a privileged princess with a healthy dose of self-confidence. See them in That '70s Show.

Kesuke Miyagi is a karate expert who thinks the best way a scrawny high schooler can learn how to defend himself is by washing every surface in sight. See them in The Karate Kid.

Eddie Brock is a big-hearted investigative journalist who is going through the world's weirdest identity crisis. See them in Venom.

Brian Griffin is the most scholarly member of the family—when he's not drunk on martinis. See them in Family Guy.

Simon Spier has long known that he's gay, but he doesn't know how to open up about that – even to his closest friends See them in Love, Simon.

Eugene H. Krabs is a greedy restaurant owner who won't let a dime out of the reach of his claws. See them in SpongeBob SquarePants.

A mercurial mathematician, Ian Malcolm has a passion for Chaos Theory. See them in Jurassic Park.