Because you like Willie T. Strokes in Bad Santa

Winnie the Pooh is a chubby little cubby all stuffed with fluff. See them in Winnie the Pooh.

Stewie Griffin is just your average evil-genius, talking, sociopathic baby. See them in Family Guy.

Everyone Barney Stinson knows is getting married or pregnant. But he's just getting more awesome. See them in How I Met Your Mother.

This high school queen bee has everything, including a genius-level IQ—a fact Lydia Martin keeps hidden to maintain her image. See them in Teen Wolf.

Bart Simpson is an aspiring juvenile delinquent who doesn't want you to have a cow, man! See them in The Simpsons.

If you need her, Lisa Simpson will be in her room with her saxophone and a good book. See them in The Simpsons.

The only thing that can match Rose's looks are her hot temper and free spirit. See them in Titanic.

Intelligent and compassionate, Hazel Lancaster would rather face things, even bad things, than sugarcoat the truth. See them in The Fault in Our Stars.

Charming and confident, Gus Waters is determined to leave a lasting mark on the world. See them in The Fault in Our Stars.

Jim Halpert is a master at the art of making it through the work day, including participating in an office Olympics. See them in The Office.

When Jessica Jones is not throwing back drinks, she's taking down bad guys with her strength, detective skills, and foul-mouthed insults. See them in Marvel Cinematic Universe.