Because you like Dr. Evil in Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery

Stewie Griffin is just your average evil-genius, talking, sociopathic baby. See them in Family Guy.

If you need her, Lisa Simpson will be in her room with her saxophone and a good book. See them in The Simpsons.

Father to a murdered son and husband to a murdered wife, Maximus Decimus Meridius will have his vengeance. See them in Gladiator.

Blade has all the cool vampire powers with none of the weaknesses. Definitely not a guy to pick a fight with. See them in Blade.

A librarian and aspiring Egyptologist, Evie O'Connell would rather have her own adventures than just read about them. See them in The Mummy.

A super-soldier, Master Chief might be more machine than man. And for humanity's sake, thank God. See them in Halo.

Toph is a tenacious earthbender full of spirit and spunk and hates when people try to baby her because she's blind. See them in Avatar: The Last Airbender.

Moana is brave, adventurous, and dutiful. And with the ocean on her side, there's no telling how far she'll go. See them in Moana.

With a song always on her lips and her heart on her sleeve, Maria von Trapp is the governess every kid dreams of. See them in The Sound of Music.

Jackie Burkhart is a privileged princess with a healthy dose of self-confidence. See them in That '70s Show.

A master manipulator, Frank Underwood has a tight grip on Washington DC. Plus who doesn't like having a leader who frequently tosses off Shakespearean asides? See them in House of Cards.

John Bender's interests include marijuana, fighting, and breaking the rules. See them in The Breakfast Club.