Because you like John Blutarsky in Animal House

David Wooderson has clocked in hundreds of hours cruising around town looking for fun. See them in Dazed and Confused.

A majestic ruler, Mufasa is respected throughout the animal kingdom. See them in The Lion King.

The biggest nerd in high school, Bill Haverchuck is the biggest target for bullies. See them in Freaks and Geeks.

Andy Dwyer might not be completely literate, but he makes up for it in spirit. See them in Parks and Recreation.

Part archaeologist, part philosopher, part politician, Jean-Luc Picard is an unashamed intellectual who runs a tight ship. See them in Star Trek: The Next Generation.

Dewey Finn will rock you. He feels rock and roll in his blood and guts. See them in School of Rock.

A sarcastic and nosy tomboy, Stephanie Tanner is understandably not crazy about being the middle child. See them in Full House.

A brave but pessimistic nobleman, Boromir knows one does not simply walk into Mordor. See them in The Lord of the Rings.

A laid-back stoner, Ben Stone wasn't planning on life's ultimate responsibility. See them in Knocked Up.

If it means fulfilling her ambitions, Satsuki Kiryuin will show neither shame nor hesitation. See them in Kill la Kill.

As a doctor-in-training, John Dorian should have his head in the game. But most of the time, it's in the clouds. See them in Scrubs.