Because you like John Blutarsky in Animal House

Rick Sanchez is a gruff, alcoholic mad scientist, with the emphasis on "mad." See them in Rick and Morty.

George Costanza is short, stocky, bald, neurotic, and the self-proclaimed "king of the idiots." See them in Seinfeld.

Jack Skellington is a nightmare-man with a soft heart and smooth voice. See them in The Nightmare Before Christmas.

Thanks to the contributions of this 14-year-old, the world is only occasionally destroyed by his grandfather. See them in Rick and Morty.

Liz Lemon is a lover of comedy, geek stuff, and night cheese. See them in 30 Rock.

James T. Kirk is more than ready to face the final frontier. See them in Star Trek.

She's a survivor of gunshots, of being buried alive, nand of paralysis. And now Beatrix Kiddo is going to make her abusers pay. See them in Kill Bill vol. 1.

A malevolent dark wizard, Voldemort is so fearsome that he's known primarily as "He Who Must Not Be Named." See them in Harry Potter Series.

Mario is a plumber who wears a ridiculous outfit, eats weird looking mushrooms, and fits himself inside your pipes so he can save a princess. See them in Super Mario Bros..

The White Queen been treated horribly, but the day of her victory is almost near. See them in Alice in Wonderland.

With an A.I. as loyal and witty as Cortana, who needs humans? See them in Halo.

Although Mako Mori may be small and quiet, she is a core of battle-hardened steel. See them in Pacific Rim.