Because you like Kevin Myers in American Pie

Satine cynically gives up on love so she can advance her singing career. But she meets a dreamer who reminds her there's more to life than ambition. See them in Moulin Rouge.

Foul mouthed and disturbingly comfortable with violence, Hit-Girl is a precocious assassin who doesn't need anyone's protection. See them in Kick-Ass.

Krusty The Clown somehow makes life sillier and more somber at the same time. See them in The Simpsons.

A master manipulator, Frank Underwood has a tight grip on Washington DC. Plus who doesn't like having a leader who frequently tosses off Shakespearean asides? See them in House of Cards.

Mabel Pines loves sparkles, animals, friendship, and fun. See them in Gravity Falls.

Nothing inspires dread like the mysterious, masked Man in Black. But what's he hiding? See them in The Princess Bride.

A machete-wielding mass-murderer, Jason Voorhees is a terrifying blank slate. See them in Friday the 13th.

A scary monster on the outside, James P. Sullivan is really a softie on the inside. See them in Monsters, Inc..

Margaery Tyrell is one of the most adept and charming liars there is. See them in Game of Thrones.

Disgust is a friend who makes sure you stay away from all things gross. See them in Inside Out.

His name is Inigo Montoya and whoever killed his father should be prepared to die. See them in The Princess Bride.

Leonard Hofstadter is the normal one among his scientist friends, though in fairness that's a low bar. See them in The Big Bang Theory.