Because you like Jim Levenstein in American Pie
From secret organizations to alien attacks, Kyon's life has been one weird, unexplainable thing happening after another. See them in The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya.
Relentlessly cheery Ned Flanders enjoys a nice piece of bread with water on the side for dipping See them in The Simpsons.
Philip J. Fry accidentally cryogenically froze himself for a millennium. See them in Futurama.
Charlie Bucket may be down-on-his-luck, but his spirits are always sky high. See them in Charlie and the Chocolate Factory.
Hoban Washburne shows you can be a hotshot space pilot *and* play with dinosaurs. See them in Firefly.
Charismatic, sociopathic, and dramatic, Charlie Bronson wants nothing more than to be famous. See them in Bronson.
Jeff Winger thinks he's too cool for school, which is a problem because he just enrolled in community college. See them in Community.
Waylon Smithers would do anything for his boss, and would love to do a few things *to* him. See them in The Simpsons.
Intelligent Adele is soft spoken yet brimming with emotion. See them in Blue is the Warmest Color.
White Witch's heart is as frozen as the land she rules. See them in The Chronicles of Narnia.
Maya Lambert is an obsessive intelligence officer with tunnel vision leading toward Osama bin Laden. See them in Zero Dark Thirty.
