Because you like Irving Rosenfeld in American Hustle

Keren Walker is a socialite looking to avoid work, keep a constant buzz, and be as snarky as possible. See them in Will & Grace.

A suave proprietor of an upscale nightclub and gambling den, Rick Blaine is dealing with World War II and a broken heart. See them in Casablanca.

If anyone can speak truth to power, it's Atticus Finch. With elequent monologues, he forces everyone to face hard truths. See them in To Kill a Mockingbird.

Raj Koothrappali is an astrophysicist who sees stars when he feebly tries to chat up women. See them in The Big Bang Theory.

Dallas Winston is headed down a dangerous, criminal road. See them in The Outsiders.

Miss Havisham is the creepiest old rich lady in town. See them in Great Expectations.

Jack's big imagination is never limited by his incredibly cramped surroundings. See them in Room.

Everything is fascinating to Octavia Blake who has been locked away for her entire life. See them in The 100.

Sweet, reserved, and intellectual, Cordelia Foxx would do anything for her students. See them in American Horror Story.

Stan Marsh is a fourth grader who is the ladies man of his classroom. See them in South Park.

People make more sense to the hyper-logical Temperance Brennan after they're dead. See them in Bones.