Because you like Alexander the Great in Alexander

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Relentlessly cheery Ned Flanders enjoys a nice piece of bread with water on the side for dipping See them in The Simpsons.

Few can match this dwarf when it comes to self-confidence. Gimli is as eager for a good time as he is for a fight. See them in The Lord of the Rings.

Hoban Washburne shows you can be a hotshot space pilot *and* play with dinosaurs. See them in Firefly.

Charismatic, sociopathic, and dramatic, Charlie Bronson wants nothing more than to be famous. See them in Bronson.

A no-nonsense pro, Agent K has dedicated his whole life to his job. See them in Men in Black.

Waylon Smithers would do anything for his boss, and would love to do a few things *to* him. See them in The Simpsons.

Wendy Testaburger is a born leader who is not afraid to stand up to the other fourth graders for what she believes in. See them in South Park.

Intelligent Adele is soft spoken yet brimming with emotion. See them in Blue is the Warmest Color.

Maya Lambert is an obsessive intelligence officer with tunnel vision leading toward Osama bin Laden. See them in Zero Dark Thirty.

White Witch's heart is as frozen as the land she rules. See them in The Chronicles of Narnia.

Samwell Tarly is a scholar, not a fighter. But that's not good for an aspiring member of the Night's Watch. See them in Game of Thrones.