Character Recommendations Based on Archie Leach

Audrey Horne Twin Peaks

She may seem inquisitive and charming, but Audrey can turn on a dime

John Keating Dead Poets Society

The biggest lesson from this inspiring teacher? Carpe diem

Javert Les Miserables

An inspector with a single-minded focus: To bring criminals to justice

Kyle Broflovski South Park

Emotional fourth-grader who plays Guitar Hero, speaks Pig Latin, and fights with his "Fat Ass" friend Cartman

Dennis Reynolds It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia

In his mind only a psycho wouldn't have a six-part system to bring home women. And he should know

Larry David Curb Your Enthusiasm

Blunt, petty, neurotic who can never live and let live

Dwight Schrute The Office

Annoying assistant to the regional manager who's all about beets, bears and Battlestar Galactica

Marge Gunderson Fargo

Marge embodies the very best of the American Midwest. She's kind, friendly, and fiercely honest

Louie C.K. Louie

Comedy is tough, fatherhood is worse

Joan Holloway Mad Men

Could run the whole company if only they'd let her, but for now, she'll rule the secretarial pool