Because you like Patrick Verona in 10 Things I Hate About You
Hanna Marin is a determined girl defined by her ability to transform herself. See them in Pretty Little Liars.
Don't mess with Mickey Milkovich unless you want to see the wrong side of one of his many guns. See them in Shameless.
Macbeth was probably named "Most Likely to Kill His Rivals" in his senior yearbook. See them in Macbeth.
Basil Hallward is dominated, soul, brain, and power by Dorian. See them in Dorian Gray.
Leonardo is spiritual, and devoted to more than just pizza. See them in Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.
Pro tip: the psych ward is not the best place to find a mentor like Lisa Rowe. See them in Girl, Interrupted.
A former child mayor fallen from grace, Ben Wyatt is still trying to pick up the pieces years later. See them in Parks and Recreation.
Waylon Smithers would do anything for his boss, and would love to do a few things *to* him. See them in The Simpsons.
Brandon Teena is an adventurous young man with the courage to be himself. See them in Boys Don't Cry.
Herion is Mark Renton's favorite drug. He sniffs it, smokes it, swallows it, sticks it up his arse, and injects it into his veins. See them in Trainspotting.