Because you like Queen Gorgo in 300

A poised, stately man-out-of-time, Ichabod Crane typically faces the modern world with wry quip. See them in Sleepy Hollow.

There can be no doubt that Ben Linus is a huge liar. But one man's lies are another man's necessary steps to protect his people. See them in Lost.

Bree Van De Kamp likes her whiskey's neat, her napkins pressed, and her guns loaded. See them in Desperate Housewives.

Osha is a savvy Wildling in an increasingly wild world. See them in Game of Thrones.

Chef is a swinging bachelor and former R&B singer with a leopard-skin upholstered couch and some great stories. See them in South Park.

He's an everyday earthworm turned intergalactic hero. See them in Earthworm Jim.

The witty Aku would be an ideal dinner guest, if he weren't a demon. See them in Samurai Jack.

Remy Hadley is a closed book—a cynical, super-smart closed book. See them in House M.D..

Judge Dredd is less a man and more a living manifestation of justice. See them in Dredd.

Mr. Fox will never truly be happy without a dead chicken between his chompers. See them in Fantastic Mr. Fox.

Small and curious, he is a 50-year-old baby of a peculiar green species with unusual abilities. See them in The Mandalorian.

Ted Logan wants to party on, but if doesn't get an A+ on his history presentation, he'll flunk out and be sent to a military school in Alaska. See them in Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure.