Because you like Lacey Burrows in Corner Gas

Edward Elric has a quick mind along with a quick temper. See them in Fullmetal Alchemist.

Manipulative, gorgeous, and sharp as a tack, Blair Waldorf is a classic product of the Upper East Side. See them in Gossip Girl.

Good fashion? Check. Snarky quips? Check. Supernatural evil-fighting powers? Also check. See them in Buffy the Vampire Slayer.

An exuberant prankster, Naruto Uzumaki craves acknowledgement of any kind. See them in Naruto.

Steven Universe is an excitable youth who likes junk food and trying to save the world. See them in Steven Universe.

Ron Swanson is the man's man's man's man. See them in Parks and Recreation.

Genetically and cybernetically enhanced, Gamora was trained from birth to be one of the deadliest women in the galaxy. See them in Marvel Cinematic Universe.

Like her trusty sword, Arya Stark is tiny but vicious. See them in Game of Thrones.

It doesn't matter how noble or brave he is. Jon Snow is a bastard, and people don't let him forget it. See them in Game of Thrones.

Cynicism is his armor and words are his weapons, but what Tyrion Lannister would really like is some nice wine. See them in Game of Thrones.

Bedside manner is for chumps, not the brilliant Dr. Gregory House. See them in House M.D..

When Jessica Jones is not throwing back drinks, she's taking down bad guys with her strength, detective skills, and foul-mouthed insults. See them in Marvel Cinematic Universe.