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Haley Dunphy's interests include shopping, dating, and avoiding homework at all costs. See them in Modern Family.

The only constant in Night Vale is Cecil's hypnotic voice. See them in Welcome to Night Vale.

David Rose likes his rose chilled, his linens pressed, and his family quiet. See them in Schitt's Creek.

A kind and funny valedictorian, Gwen Stacy likes to make out with Spider-man when her homework's done. See them in Marvel Cinematic Universe.

Izzie Stevens is a model-turned-med student who can do it all, even if people underestimate her. See them in Grey's Anatomy.

Pepper Potts can run a company, manage an egomaniac, and take down bad guys, all without breaking a sweat. See them in Marvel Cinematic Universe.

Leone Montana is a fearless hitman with a surprisingly sensitive side. See them in Leon: The Professional.

Georgina Sparks uses beauty, brains, and power to always get her way. See them in Gossip Girl.

Number Five is a 58-year-old man trapped in his 13-year-old body. See them in The Umbrella Academy.

Paris Geller is a newspaper editor, class president, and headed for Harvard. See them in Gilmore Girls.

A man of the court, Lord Varys knows how to manipulate it better than anyone. See them in Game of Thrones.

Kenny McCormick is a boy of few words who likes nudie mags, NASCAR, monster trucks, origami, and Peruvian pan flute bands. See them in South Park.