Because you like Blake Henderson in Workaholics

John Wick is a widowed former Navy Seal who becomes a notoriously effective hitman, killing over 124 people with gunshots alone. See them in John Wick.

He tells you everything you need to know: "I. Am. Groot." See them in Marvel Cinematic Universe.

Nina Sayer finally landed the role of prima ballerina, but as tension ramps up in rehearsal, she starts losing her mind. See them in Black Swan.

Nick Miller might not have a bank account, but he defintely has a lot of love to give. See them in New Girl.

A believer in the pursuit of justice, Garrus Vakarian hates it when bad guys slip through the cracks of the bureaucratic justice system. See them in Mass Effect.

The black sheep of his family, Rhett Butler grew up to have charm and to see things as they are. He just doesn't give a damn anymore. See them in Gone with the Wind.

Greg Heffley will be famous someday, but now he's stuck in class with morons. See them in Diary of a Wimpy Kid.

Call her. Beep her. If anyone's in trouble, Kim Possible is there. See them in Kim Possible.

Dominic Toretto lives his life "a quarter mile at a time", and he burns through those miles faster than anyone. See them in The Fast and the Furious.

Dipper Pines is investigating a truly strange town during the world's wildest summer vacation. See them in Gravity Falls.

A kind and funny valedictorian, Gwen Stacy likes to make out with Spider-man when her homework's done. See them in Marvel Cinematic Universe.

Lying is the most fun a girl like Alice can have without taking her clothes off. See them in Closer.