Because you like Pam Swynford de Beaufort in True Blood

Michael Bluth is the only sane person in a family of eccentrics. At least, that's how he thinks of himself. See them in Arrested Development.

Carol Peletier's credo: your strength comes from who you are, not who you used to be. See them in The Walking Dead.

Topanga Lawrence has been a put-together intellectual since basically the moment she could talk. See them in Boy Meets World.

The biggest nerd in high school, Bill Haverchuck is the biggest target for bullies. See them in Freaks and Geeks.

Chaos is what killed the dinosaurs, and there's nothing Jason "J.D." Dean loves more than chaos. See them in Heathers.

Bobby Singer is a redneck ghost hunter, but all he wants to do is retire to the junk yards of South Dakota. See them in Supernatural.

Intelligent and confident, Maeve Wiley grew up alone and has no problem hitting you in the crotch if you disrespect her. See them in Sex Education.

Felicity Smoak is a brilliant hacker who nonetheless becomes tongue-tied in front of attractive men. See them in DC Extended Universe.

Anger is a cantankerous hothead whose job is to get others riled up. See them in Inside Out.

A house elf, Dobby is loyal, compassionate, and yearning for freedom. See them in Harry Potter Series.

A bloodsucker, Carlisle Cullen is actually more likely to give you a blood infusion. See them in Twilight.

Andy Dwyer might not be completely literate, but he makes up for it in spirit. See them in Parks and Recreation.