Because you like William A. Rawls in The Wire

Chef is a swinging bachelor and former R&B singer with a leopard-skin upholstered couch and some great stories. See them in South Park.

Mr. Pink doesn't tip. Enough said. See them in Reservoir Dogs.

Michaelangelo is an above-ground crime-fighter by night, and a pizza-eating, sewer-dwelling mutant ninja turtle by day. See them in Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.

A gifted detective, Rust Cohle is as dark and twisty as any murderer he chases. See them in True Detective Season 1.

CIA operative Carrie Mathison is on a self-assigned mission to follow a lead, whether it be the truth or just her delusions playing tricks. See them in Homeland.

Waylon Smithers would do anything for his boss, and would love to do a few things *to* him. See them in The Simpsons.

Rick Dalton is an aging actor with insecurity issues. See them in Once Upon a Time in Hollywood.

Christine Palmer is a great surgeon and an even better friend. See them in Marvel Cinematic Universe.

You couldn't ask for a better, or weirder, daughter like Cassie. See them in Marvel Cinematic Universe.

All of Tate Langdon's obsessions are dangerous. See them in American Horror Story.

Ted Logan wants to party on, but if doesn't get an A+ on his history presentation, he'll flunk out and be sent to a military school in Alaska. See them in Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure.

Macbeth was probably named "Most Likely to Kill His Rivals" in his senior yearbook. See them in Macbeth.