Because you like Gregor Samsa in The Metamorphosis

Kathryn Merteuil may be a vain sociopath, but you won't be able to look away. See them in Cruel Intentions.

A bloodsucker, Carlisle Cullen is actually more likely to give you a blood infusion. See them in Twilight.

The Grinch's heart is just too small to appreciate Christmas. See them in Dr. Seuss' How the Grinch Stole Christmas.

Relentlessly cheerful and optimistic, Erin Hannon is an office receptionist. See them in The Office.

Convinced that the world is conspiring against him, Tatsuhiro's reconciled himself to his fate as a shut-in. See them in Welcome to the NHK.

Raiden is an efficient soldier haunted by his repressed past. See them in Metal Gear Series.

Corpse Bride's dreams were taken from her. But now - now she's stolen them from someone else. See them in Corpse Bride.

Holly Golightly spends so much time trying to be other people's dream girl, she doesn't really know what kind of girl she actually is. See them in Breakfast at Tiffany's.

Sterling Archer is a fun-loving, car-driving spy extraordinaire. But one can tell his mother didn't hug him as a child. See them in Archer.

Sylar's victims are found all over the country, many with their brains removed. See them in Heroes.

Blade has all the cool vampire powers with none of the weaknesses. Definitely not a guy to pick a fight with. See them in Blade.