Because you like Paulie Gualtieri in The Sopranos

Michaelangelo is an above-ground crime-fighter by night, and a pizza-eating, sewer-dwelling mutant ninja turtle by day. See them in Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.

A gifted detective, Rust Cohle is as dark and twisty as any murderer he chases. See them in True Detective Season 1.

Chef is a swinging bachelor and former R&B singer with a leopard-skin upholstered couch and some great stories. See them in South Park.

All of Tate Langdon's obsessions are dangerous. See them in American Horror Story.

Mr. Pink doesn't tip. Enough said. See them in Reservoir Dogs.

Prideful and psychotic tendencies combine to make Dr. Eggman a dangerous and villain who will squash anyone in his path. See them in Sonic the Hedgehog.

Omar Little is a pretty chill guy, as long as you can forgive the stealing and killing people. See them in The Wire.

Illiterate and oblivious, Crash Bandicoot is still a hero. See them in Crash Bandicoot.

Waylon Smithers would do anything for his boss, and would love to do a few things *to* him. See them in The Simpsons.

For Lee Everett, every day is now just another struggle to collect supplies, find other survivors, and stay alive. See them in The Walking Dead (Video Game).

Ultron is security software turned evil mastermind. See them in Marvel Cinematic Universe.

1986 is Eddie Munson’s year, at least until a mysterious force begins plaguing Hawkins yet again and he’s suspected of murder. See them in Stranger Things.