Because you like Bobby Baccalieri in The Sopranos

Chef is a swinging bachelor and former R&B singer with a leopard-skin upholstered couch and some great stories. See them in South Park.

Mr. Pink doesn't tip. Enough said. See them in Reservoir Dogs.

Michaelangelo is an above-ground crime-fighter by night, and a pizza-eating, sewer-dwelling mutant ninja turtle by day. See them in Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.

A gifted detective, Rust Cohle is as dark and twisty as any murderer he chases. See them in True Detective Season 1.

Xander Harris' life motto: laugh in the face of danger and then hide until it goes away. See them in Buffy the Vampire Slayer.

Waylon Smithers would do anything for his boss, and would love to do a few things *to* him. See them in The Simpsons.

You wouldn't know it by looking at her, but beneath Sheila Jackson's sweet, motherly exterior lies a sex addict. See them in Shameless.

It's impossible to say whether Winifred Burkle is cuter than she is smart, or vice versa. See them in Angel.

Rick Dalton is an aging actor with insecurity issues. See them in Once Upon a Time in Hollywood.

Christine Palmer is a great surgeon and an even better friend. See them in Marvel Cinematic Universe.

You couldn't ask for a better, or weirder, daughter like Cassie. See them in Marvel Cinematic Universe.

All of Tate Langdon's obsessions are dangerous. See them in American Horror Story.