Because you like Krusty The Clown in The Simpsons

Alex DeLarge likes his favorite milk-based, drug-laced cocktail. It helps him get in the mood for a night of "ultra violence." See them in A Clockwork Orange.

Raj Koothrappali is an astrophysicist who sees stars when he feebly tries to chat up women. See them in The Big Bang Theory.

Daria Morgendorffer is so defensive that she actively works to make people dislike her so that she don't feel bad when they do. See them in Daria.

April Ludgate doesn't like sunshine. She's more of a blood and guts kinda girl. See them in Parks and Recreation.

The biggest lesson from this inspiring teacher? Carpe diem. See them in Dead Poets Society.

Anyone who's said "Don't worry, it's just a dream" never met Freddy Krueger. See them in A Nightmare on Elm Street.

Michael Scofield is no criminal, and he didn't get jailed by accident. See them in Prison Break.

For Jack Pearson, the best thing about having triplets is giving three times the love. See them in This Is Us.

Aslan represents everything good and just, he's just not super reliable. See them in The Chronicles of Narnia.

Chaos is what killed the dinosaurs, and there's nothing Jason "J.D." Dean loves more than chaos. See them in Heathers.

Lady Macbeth takes being a powerful woman to a whole other level. See them in Macbeth.