Because you like Krusty The Clown in The Simpsons

Carrie Bradshaw is a sex columnist addicted to expensive shoes, Cosmopolitan martinis, and unavailable men. See them in Sex and the City.

Cooper says he used to look up at the sky and wonder at our place in the stars, but now he looks down and worry about our place in the dirt. See them in Interstellar.

Small in stature, Clara Oswald has a big appetite for adventure. See them in Doctor Who.

Kiara Carrera is a hippie socialist who likes sea turtles more than people. See them in Outer Banks.

A responsible kid, Hugo Cabret is still capable of flights of fancy. See them in Hugo.

Phil Coulson is a deadly field agent with the demeanor of a friendly dad. See them in Marvel Cinematic Universe.

This beautiful aesthete wins the hearts of both ladies and men. But Dorian Gray also happens to have his soul sealed in a painting. See them in Dorian Gray.

An agile and powerful swordswoman, Saber is a dignified warrior down to her bones. See them in Fate/Stay Night.

Wanderer is a Soul, a parasite sent into a host to take over their body, extracting information from them and colonizing their species. See them in The Host.

A vampire hunter, Integra Hellsing doesn't tolerate failure, least of all her own. See them in Hellsing.