Because you like Blanche Devereaux in The Golden Girls

Drusilla's hobbies include dolls, music, and killing people. See them in Buffy the Vampire Slayer.

Frank Ginsberg is the number one Proust scholar in the world, but he recently failed at committing suicide. See them in Little Miss Sunshine.

With a song always on her lips and her heart on her sleeve, Maria von Trapp is the governess every kid dreams of. See them in The Sound of Music.

Jail hasn't broken Andy Dufresne's spirit, but will his spirit help break him out of jail? See them in The Shawshank Redemption.

Angela Martin is uptight and puritanical, outside of the affair she's having with a co-worker. See them in The Office.

A neurotic people pleaser, Tom Wambsgans is both ambitious and spineless. See them in Succession.

David Wooderson has clocked in hundreds of hours cruising around town looking for fun. See them in Dazed and Confused.

Benji Applebaum is not a total nerd. He also happens to be super into magic. See them in Pitch Perfect.

Often on the verge of a nervous breakdown, Annie Edison nevertheless manages to be the brain of the Greendale study group. See them in Community.

Don't tell anyone Kate Austen was under arrest when the plane crashed. See them in Lost.

Keren Walker is a socialite looking to avoid work, keep a constant buzz, and be as snarky as possible. See them in Will & Grace.